Wine is good!

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..
And those who don’t and are always
seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 litre of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) – bacteria
Found in faeces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poo.

However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poo,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of $hit..

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If you had bought $1,000.00 of Qantas shares one year ago, you would have $49.00 today!
If you bought $1,000.00 AIG shares one year ago, you would have $33.00 today!
If you bought $1,000.00 worth of Lehman Brothers shares one year ago, you would have $0.00 today!
BUT…. if you purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then returned the aluminium cans for recycling…. YOU WOULD HAVE RECEIVED $214.00!!!
BASED ON THE ABOVE, THE BEST CURRENT INVESTMENT PLAN IS TO DRINK HEAVILY AND RECYCLE! AND, DID YOU KNOW… A recent study found that the average Aussie walks 900 MILES A YEAR!!!
Another study found that Aussies drink, on average, 22 GALLONS OF ALCOHOL A YEAR!!! THAT MEANS THAT, ON AVERAGE, AUSSIES GET ….. 41 MILES TO THE GALLON. MAKES YOU PROUD TO BE AN AUSSIE DOESN’T IT?

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