Shares

If you had bought $1,000.00 of Qantas shares one year ago, you would have $49.00 today!
If you bought $1,000.00 AIG shares one year ago, you would have $33.00 today!
If you bought $1,000.00 worth of Lehman Brothers shares one year ago, you would have $0.00 today!
BUT…. if you purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then returned the aluminium cans for recycling…. YOU WOULD HAVE RECEIVED $214.00!!!
BASED ON THE ABOVE, THE BEST CURRENT INVESTMENT PLAN IS TO DRINK HEAVILY AND RECYCLE! AND, DID YOU KNOW… A recent study found that the average Aussie walks 900 MILES A YEAR!!!
Another study found that Aussies drink, on average, 22 GALLONS OF ALCOHOL A YEAR!!! THAT MEANS THAT, ON AVERAGE, AUSSIES GET ….. 41 MILES TO THE GALLON. MAKES YOU PROUD TO BE AN AUSSIE DOESN’T IT?